[shelby (uk)]

A man was leaving a cafe after his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery.
A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a pitbull dog on a leash. Behind him was queue of about 200 men or more walking in single file. The man couldnt stand the curiosity, so he respectfully approached the man walking the dog, I am so sorry for your loss, and i know now is a bad time to disturb you, but ive never seen a funeral like this, whos funeral is it? The man replied, "Well that first hearse is for my wife" What happened to her? The man replied " my dog attacked and killed her" he enquired further, "well, who is in the second hearse?" the man answered, "my mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her"
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men.
"can i borrow the dog?"
"join the queue"