[Gav]

I am sorry for pushing you into this deep depression Andy.
Please feel free to move your name from near the bottom of all the nationals results pages and replace my name which is near the top, with yours.

I would hate to see you going without your daily douche, (even though we both know you use the anal one) so I will send you back the catering pack of the above meantioned items that you sent earlier in the week. (minus the two that I used to marinade last nights roast)