Let's boil this down.....
Patrickt: A LOT of time on his hands. Aiming for numero uno on post count. Used to be pretty salty. Now he can even be saccharin

. Armed with a camera. And miles of safety wire. And a few feet of padding. Parks his Cobra in a hermetically sealed bubble in the off months. He has Dual rollbars and a knack for symmetry. Rumor has it his wife has a steering wheel and brake pedal on the passenger side like a driver's training car (yet to be confirmed). He posts, waits for Rodknock, and posts again. Which leads us to:
Rodknock: Penchant for shiny Aluminum. Wants an allow Cammer bad but waiting for a deal that will probably never materialize. Kind and well liked. And a sucker for ANY post by Patrickt. It has been calculated that at his current rate of mileage, his tires will last until 2142

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Anyone like to add to this?
All in good fun
