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Originally Posted by SP01715
Back in my Law Enforcement days I watched a guy go through a defense of a radar ticket for almost two hours. The guy went from the start of radar technology to the present. It took about 30 seconds when he was done for the judge to find him guilty. It was kind of funny, but a huge waste of time.  |
Yep - you have about 5 minutes. I come up with 10 questions, and then eliminate the 5 worst, and then draw up a picture or three showing where everything was.
The best I know of was from guy I met at a car show a couple of years ago - he mentioned he got a ticket for chirping a tyre (display of speed) and said he was hoping the cop would not show up. I told him (half jokingly) to ask the cop if he had ever squeaked a sneaker on a basketball court, and how fast he thinks he was going when he did. He left a message on my machine a year or so ago saying he did just that and he won.
