[Rog246]

Originally Posted by 67FEfastback

You know, I always try this, at the topless beaches in the caribbean. Scan the peripheral for the sweet perky ones, and nonchalantly pick a set of beach chairs, which will have the optimal view, all the time trying to keep a more obvious gaze towards something much more non-descript.

I'm not quite certain what tips her off, but I never seem to get all the paraphernalia distributed on the beach chairs, before she catches on.

D@mn!

Hmm maybe its the chubb in the front of your shorts mate !
Rog