[letsboogie351]

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman
waving at him. She says hello.
He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows
her from. So he says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my
youngsters."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been
unfaithful to his wife and says,
"My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I
made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching
while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"

She looks into his eyes and says calmly,
"No, I'm your son's teacher."