[dave from mesa]

This morning a coalition of Muslim leaders
warned the United States that if military
action against Muslim countries continues,
they intend to cut off America's supply of Seven-Eleven and motel managers.
If this action does not yield sufficient results,
cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell, AT&T
and AOL customer support reps. Finally, if all else fails,
they have threatened not to send us any more Presidents either.
It's going to get ugly, people.