[ROBERT GWALTNEY]

A priest, a drunkard & an engineer where all to be exicuited today. First the priest and he asked to be exicuited face up so he will be looking at heaven when he dies. So be it and they slowly raised the blade of the guillotine and release it, it comes speeding down and suddenly stops just inches from his neck. The authorities take this as divine intervention & release the priest.
Next the drunkard also choses to lie face up hoping that he will be as fortunate as the priest, they raise the blade, release it and down it comes and suddenly stops just inches from his neck, So they release him as well. The engineer is next and he too chooses to lie face up. Now they slowly raise the blade of the guillotine when suddenly the engineer says..HEY I SEE WHAT THE PROBLEM IS