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Pat Glenn - Weightlifting Commentator, "This is
Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning
and it was amazing."

Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a
lovely horse, I once rode her mother."

Murray Walker, "The lead car is absolutely unique,
except for the one behind it which is identical."

Greg Norman, "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my
mother and father."

Alan Minter, "Sure there have been injuries and deaths
in boxing - but none of them serious."

Terry Venables, "If history repeats itself, I should
think we can expect the same thing again"

Ron Atkinson, "He dribbles a lot and the opposition
doesn't like it - you can see it all over their faces."

Harry Carpenter - BBC TV Boat Race 1977, "Ah, isn't
that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is
kissing the cox of the Oxford crew."

Metro Radio, "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like
they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics: "There goes
Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and
showing his class."

US TV Commentator, "One of the reasons Arnie [Arnold
Palmer] is playing so well is that, before each tee-
shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them, oh
my God, what have I just said?"