[jams]

There was one guy we always played pranks on.

1. On one of those cold winter nights we filled 5 gal. buckets of water and coated his car with ice on contact.

2. One night we dumped 10 pounds of white flower on a guys car. We figured it was a harmless prank and it would just blow off. We should have checked the forecast because it rained just enough that night to make dough all over his car.

3. The sight of Head cheese (That jelly cold cut with unknown meat inside) makes him vomit. On the hottest day of the summer we slim-jim'd (sp) his car and place a 1/4 pound of head cheese all around his car including inside his vents.

4. We would routinely steal his hubcaps and paint his rims all kinds of colors and spiral designs. About a week later we would give him his hubcaps back.

5. We needed someone to take us to the local fair but the only guy with a car wouldn't drive so we snuck in and pulled a coil or distributer wire with the hopes that when he tried to start his disabled car, we could be the hero and then he would take us to the fair. Turns out something must of shorted out and we couldn't get the car started. We never told him!