[mr0077]

There was this guy who wanted to get married to a naive, innocent virgin. He dated and dated, but could never find one, until one day he found a girl who seemed to know nothing about sex. He kept trying to get her to go to bed with him, but she always said "Oh, no, I could NEVER do that until we're married." He finally asked her the big question, she said yes. A few months later they got married. On their honeymoon she got ready first. She got into the bed and waited while he went to the bathroom to get ready. After a short while, he came out of the bathroom with a towel wrapped around himself. He walked over to the bed and dropped the towel. She saw him nude for the first time, pointed at his manhood and said "Eewww, a wee-wee!" The man thought "Oh, this is going to be just what I've been looking for, she doesn't know a thing about sex!"
He said to his new bride, "Honey, this isn't called a wee-wee, its called a cock", to which she replied, "No, I've seen LOTS of cocks, that's a WEE-WEE!"