[mr0077]

This guy runs into the patent office, throws a box up on the counter, and says "I want to take out a patent on this!"
The patent officer looks in the box and says, "Why, this is just a box of peaches. You can't get a patent on peaches!"
The guy says, "Yeah, they look like peaches, but they taste different. Try one." Unconvinced, the patent officer picks one out, takes a bite, and says, "WOW, this tastes just like an apple!"
The guy says, "Turn it around." The patent officer turns it around and takes another bite, and says, "Man, now it tastes like an orange!" The guy has him try another, the patent officer says, "This one tastes like a grape!" The guy says, "Turn it around." The patent officer does, and says, "Well I'll be damned, now it tastes like a pineapple!"
The patent officer says, "I think you got something here. I think we can give you a patent on this. That's amazing!" He thinks a little bit, gets a sly grin on his face, leans over to the guy and says, "Say, you got one of them things that tastes like a woman's, well, you know, "thing"?"
The guy says , "Sure." He rummages through the box and hands the patent officer a fruit and says, "Try this."
The patent officer takes a bite out of it and says, "Aw, man, this tastes like SH!T!"
The guy smiles at him and says, "Turn it around!"