[mr0077]

Three guys were sitting on a park bench.
First guy says, "Man, my sex life is terrible! I can only get my wife to put out once a month!"
Second guy says, "Yeah, that's pretty bad, but I have it worse than you...my wife only lets me have some once every THREE months!"
They turn to the third guy, who's just sitting there smiling, looking off into the distance. "Well", one of them says, "what about you? How often do you get some, every day?"
"Nope", the third guy says, "My wife only lets me have some once a year."
"Once a year! That's terrible!", they exclaim, "Well, if you only get it once a year, why are you smiling?"
Third guy says, "Tonight's the night."