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Originally Posted by slider701
This reminds me of something someone sent to me last week:
A Male Fairy Tale..............
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, “Will you marry me?”
The Princess said, “No!!!” And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode
motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged big-titted broads and hunted and
fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age
and drank whiskey, beer, and Captain Morgan and never heard *****ing and
never paid child support or alimony and banged cheerleaders and kept his
house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous
farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and
family thought he was frikin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the
bank and left the toilet seat up.
The end.
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Although that sounds like fun, how can I get to do that stuff. My ex left me with 2 elementary school aged kids and a bunch of debt. I don't have time or money to do anything...
Hmm, with the Thailand situation, I guess I could bring the kids along.
