[bliss]

I was sitting at a stoplight yesterday...minding my own business, waiting on it to turn green.
A carload of young, loud would be Terrorists shouting anti-American slogans stopped next to me.
The light changed, the would be Terrorists shook their fists, hit the gas and darted off ahead of me.
Suddenly an 18-wheeler came speeding through and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely.
For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man, that could have been me!"
So, today...bright and early, I went out and got me a job as a truck driver...