Check out this Ebay ad for a very nice Mustang in the States. Marvel at the seller's ability to create a short and concise description of the car...!!!
eBay Australia: Buy new & used fashion, electronics & home d�r
You'll probably not make it towards the end of the longest ad in recorded history, but this section is my favourite:
"V8 engine is Stock except it has a Big .513" Lift Racing CAM, Edelbrock NASCAR like Impressive "Torquer" intake & HUGE Long Tube Racing headers & Super Trick Exhaust system ...So like most all cars like this ....it Sounds a bit like a BREAST!... the car has the typical "Big Cam Effect"
Never mind the Big Cam Effect, I want to know how to make my car's exhaust sound like boobs...