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Fidel Castro dies and is standing outside the gates of heaven. St Pete comes and tells him sorry Fidel you're in the wrong place and sends him to hell. He gets to hell and the Devil greets him, lets him know he's been waiting for him a long time and has a big party in progress for him. During the party Fidel tells the Devil he left his suitcases up in heaven and needs to retrieve them. The Devil says sorry Fidel, you're not leaving but I'll send a couple little devils up to pick them up.
The little devils go up and the gates are closed. As they're climbing over the gates to get Fidel's suitcases, two little angels are flying over and one says, "Look, Fidel hasn't even been in hell 24 hours and we already have refugees trying to come over the wall.
Paula Alibrandi
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