I figure I will be setting at a red light when I get rear ended sending me at an angle into another vehicle which I bounce off of and sideswipe a parked car. As I careen down the highway, I run over a rare jungle cat that had escaped from the zoo (don’t ask) launching me into some unknown object, which upon reflection may have been a fire hydrant as I remember water all over the place making the road very slick, which sent me over the curb and down a long steep ditch which only increased my speed as I hit the road below at an angle, but thankfully the guardrail kept me on the highway. Unfortunately this is where I hit the cyclist and pedestrian who were on the sidewalk talking. I was so unnerved at this point I jerked the wheel to the left and went head on into a Smart Car where I lost control jumping the guardrail and plummeting down the embankment hitting a tree and finally coming to rest upside down in the car.
Guess I'm just an accident waiting to happen.
