[Legless]

Subject: Fwd: A Male Fairy Tale

Moral of story :

No need to own a Cow to drink

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, will you marry me?
The Princess said,
"NO!".

And the Prince lived happily ever after ...

and rode motorcycles and banged skinny long-legged big-titted broads and
hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and and never heard *****ing and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns and ate spam and sidepork and pickled stuff and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on and all his friends and family thought he was cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The End