[bliss]

Girl: Do you love me?

Boy: Yes Dear!

Girl: Would you die for me ?

Boy: No, mine is Undying Love!
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Boys are smarter than Girls...

Boy: "Do you want to play the fire engine game?"
Girl: "How do you play that?"
Boy: "My fingers are the fire engine and I drive up your legs. You say 'Red light!' when you want me to stop."
Girl: "Okay, let's play."
After a few seconds...
Girl: "Red light!"
Boy: "Fire engines don't stop for red lights."