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		A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday. 
 
He says, "So what would you like, Julie? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?" 
 
She says, "Bernie, I want a divorce." 
 
He says, "I wasn't planning on spending that much." 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
		
		
	
	
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