Wouldn't this be a little embarrassing?
Two Swedish sisters go into a photo place to get their picture
taken. Not knowing much about photography,
they question each other on what the photographer is doing.
When he goes under the black cloth,
one sister turns to the other and asks, "Vots he goink to do?"
Her sister answers," He's goink to focus!"
The second cries," Bot of us !?!"
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"Jesus loves you."
A nice gesture in church but a terrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison.
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I got caught having a piss in the local swimming pool today.
The lifeguard shouted so loudly at me that I nearly fell in.