[bliss]

He said...Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?
She said...Not at all honey; I would love you no matter who left you the money.

He said..."This coffee isn't fit for a pig!"
She said..."No problem, I'll get you some that is."

She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
He said...It's not my fault...I ran out of money

He said...Since I first laid eyes on you; I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way.
She said...Well, you succeeded.
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