The price of love....
You can't buy love, but you most certainly can pay dearly for it.
Make love not war. Unless you want to do both. If so - get married.
Marriage means that someone helps you coping with all the problems you never had when you were a bachelor.
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I went out on a drunk last night and met this gorgeous gal.
We made love several times before falling asleep in each others arms.
When I woke up, I had the shock of my life.
She'd put on 60 pounds during the night.
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