[bliss]

My wife found out yesterday that she was adopted, she was devastated and kept asking 'why didn't they want me?'

I took her in my arms and comforted her. After a while, still in tears, she kissed me and asked me to make love to her.

With hindsight, shouting 'WHO'S YER DADDY?!' halfway through probably wasn't the best idea.
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I spent an hour at my wife's grave site this morning. Bless her heart, she thinks I am digging a pond.
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"Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?" asked the wife.

"No," he said.

She gave him a sexy little smile, slowly reached into her cleavage and
pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill.

"Have you ever seen a hundred dollar bill all crumpled up?" she asked.

"No," he said.

She gave him another sexy little smile, seductively reached into her
skin tight pants and pulled out a crumpled hundred dollar bill.

"Now," she said, "Have you ever seen 30,000 dollars all crumpled up?"

Fully intrigued and aroused, he said, "No."

"Well, go and take a quick look in the garage."