Best sign yet....
Did you hear about the deaf Islamic fundamentalist who blew up the wine aisle in Walmart?
He thought he had to bring death to all zinfandels.
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A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend Doug stops him and asks, "Hey Bob! Whacha get the case of beer for?"
"I got it for my wife, eh." answers Bob.
"Oh!" exclaims Doug, "Good trade."
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The criminal mastermind at work......
