HUSBAND: if i sleep with your best friend what will be the first thought to cross your mind?
WIFE: That you are a HOMOSEXUAL.
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Marriage is a three ring circus, an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering.
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A recent article in the Kentucky Post reported that a woman, one Anne
Maynard, has sued St. Luke's Hospital, saying that after her husband was
treated there recently, he had lost all interest in sex.
A hospital spokesman replied, "Mr. Maynard was actually admitted in
Ophthalmology - all we did was correct his eyesight..."
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