[bliss]

Adviser since retirement...

Someone asked me what I do since I have retired...Do I have a job?

I replied, “I am my wife's sexual adviser."

Somewhat shocked, they said,
"I beg your pardon, but what do you mean by that?"


"Very simple. My wife told me that when she wants my f*@%ing advice,
she'll ask me for it.”
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Bad advice...

I was arrested after my therapist suggested I take something for my kleptomania....
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