05-23-2013, 01:01 PM
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Senile Club Cobra Member
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Buffalo, NY USA,
NY
Cobra Make, Engine: Superformance
Posts: 4,566
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Originally Posted by bliss
This old couple was married for over 50 years. the husband died. The wife was depressed. She decided to shoot herself in the heart. She wanted to be sure of her hearts location so she called the medical advice line and asked where her heart was. The nurse told her it was under her left breast. She said thanks and hung up. She was admitted to the hospital today with a gunshot wound to her knee
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