[Varmit]

I was at a car show for diabled vets last year. We had our Cobras parked in front of the U.S.S. Midway. I was in a chair in the shade about20 ft away from my car. Some dick walks up with his friends and goes to sit on the nose of my car as they take his pic. I ask if he had 20k to pay for my paint from his fat azz on my car. He vanished
A few years before that I just bought my 07 Z06 Vette, it was a week old, I go out in the parking lot and two guys are standing between my car and another car. I know what is going to happen so I go walking over, and sure enough this fat bastard sits on the l/r fender. I walk and tell him he sure has a nice Vette. He says oh it's not mine. I said well I know who it belongs to, looks like the guy takes good care of it.He looks at me, I tell him it is my car and get you fat stinking azz off it. Next time I will be doughnuts on his couch. He says well you don't have to be such an azz about it. I tell him I'm an azz hole and that how I deal with idiots. His friend tells him to shut up, I think he is getting mad, so they walk off. I got no patience for that kind of person.
Another car show, my friend had his new red/white Ford GT parked for display, this damn woman let her 3 or 4 year old son climb up on the hood, using his little boots against the hood scoop vents to push himself up further on the car. I asked her to get him off the $200k car, she had no idea!!!!