Gee Patrick,
I guess the only way to settle this is to have you mount up some Billboards and drive into a minivan full of nuns.
Be sure and let us know how it works out, will you?
Two thing other than death and taxes we can count on.......jokes from Bliss (

) and a post on
any subject from Patrick T!(

)
Even Jay doesn't invade
every thread like Patrick does! (I guess he is shackled to the computer and waiting to be rescued like the girls in Cleveland!)