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 Joey's dad picked him up from school.
 Knowing the parts for the school play were supposed to be posted that day, he asked his son if he'd got a part.
 
 Joey enthusiastically announced that he got a part. "I play a man who's been married for twenty years."
 
 "That's great, son. Keep up the good work and before you know it they'll be giving you a speaking part."
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