[Hotfingrs]

As the airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave the

passengers the usual information regarding seat belts etc. Finally, she


said "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell,


and crew take you safely to your destination."


Marvin sitting in the 8th row thought to himself, "Did I hear her right;


is the captain a woman? I think I better have a whiskey and water."


When the attendants came by with the drink cart, he said, "Did I
understand


you right? Is the captain a woman?"


"Yes," said the attendant, "In fact, this entire crew is female."


"My God," said Marvin, "I'd better have two whiskeys and water. I don't


know what to think of all those women up there in the cockpit."


"That's another thing," said the attendant, "We no longer call it the
cockpit.


Now it's the box office."