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Old 10-27-2013, 03:58 PM
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I mowed the lawn today and, after doing so, I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.



My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said, "Nothing."
The reason I said that instead of saying, "Just thinking" is because she would have said, "About what?".
At that point, I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to, yet, other questions from her - interrupting my deep thinking.


Finally, I thought about an age-old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question: getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby. And, here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts." I rest my case.



Time for another beer.
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