[Dave Samson]

A fellow went to his doctor complaining that his asshole
> was feeling terribly sore. The doctor asked him to drop
> his drawers and bend over so he could take a look.
>
> "It's amazing!" the doctor said, as he pulled a $20 bill
> from the fellow's anus. Another $20 bill appeared behind
> the first one, so the doctor pulled it out, too.
>
> And then another! And another! And many more.
>
> Finally, the doctor had pulled the whole pile of $20 bills
> from the fellow's ass, and began to count it. (I sure hope
> that the doctor doesn't lick his thumb when he counts money)
>
> The doctor mentioned, "There was $1980 stuck in your anus!"
>
> And the fellow replied, "I knew I wasn't feeling two grand!"