Craig I hope you're not trying to tempt Mike north of the border. Besides I'm not sure he would be deemed suitable or eligible for full membership of your exclusive little club.
Compulsory prerequisites, candidates must be able to answer in the affirmative to be eligible for membership:
- Is your cobra a left hooker?
- Is your cobra at least 30 years old?
- Is your cobra red?
- Are you related to the president of said club?
Oh bummer!
