[Austexican]

Saturday I was returning from a drive out to Lake Travis and stopped at a 7-11 store in the Cypress Creek area of Austin to fill the tank of my Guardsman blue Daytona Coupe. A heavy-set middle aged guy in an SUV pulled up beside me. He said, "Sir, I've got to tell you what happened when you drove up. I was standing in the checkout line with four other guys when the clerk looked out at the pumps. 'Helloooo Gorgeous' he said in a kind of a low moan. We all turned to look out and I was expecting a voluptuous blonde in a tight sweater and ski pants. No, he was lustfully eyeing your car!"