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Old 04-25-2014, 02:36 AM
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Missing Wife



Distraught husband filing a report on his missing wife:

Husband: I lost my wife (Misty), she went shopping & still has not reached

home yet.

Inspector: What is her height?

Husband: I never noticed.

Inspector: Slim or healthy?

Husband: Not slim, can be healthy.

Inspector: Color of eyes?

Husband: Never noticed.

Inspector: Color of hair ?

Husband: Changes according to the season.

Jnspector: What was she wearing?

Husband: Pant suit or dress... I don't remember exactly.

Inspector: Was she going in a car?

Husband: yes.

Inspector: tell me the number, name & colour of the car?

Husband: Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333

horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission

with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting

diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front

left door... and then the husband started crying.

Inspector: Don't worry sir, we will find your car.
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