Missing Wife
Distraught husband filing a report on his missing wife:
Husband: I lost my wife (Misty), she went shopping & still has not reached
home yet.
Inspector: What is her height?
Husband: I never noticed.
Inspector: Slim or healthy?
Husband: Not slim, can be healthy.
Inspector: Color of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.
Inspector: Color of hair ?
Husband: Changes according to the season.
Jnspector: What was she wearing?
Husband: Pant suit or dress... I don't remember exactly.
Inspector: Was she going in a car?
Husband: yes.
Inspector: tell me the number, name & colour of the car?
Husband: Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333
horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission
with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting
diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front
left door... and then the husband started crying.
Inspector: Don't worry sir, we will find your car.