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The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so he
decided to ask his secretary, who was a blonde, for some mathematical
help.
He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the
University
of Florida. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you
take off?"
The secretary thought for a moment, then replied, "Everything but my
earrings."
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