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A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant
lot. One day a construction crew turned up to start building
a house on the empty lot.

The young family's 6 year old daughter naturally took an
interest in the activity going on next door and started talking
with the workers. She hung around and eventually the
construction crew - gems in the rough all of them - more or
less adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted
with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and
lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to
make her feel important. At the end of the first week they
even presented her with a pay envelope containing a dollar.

The little girl took it home to her mother who said all the
appropriate words of admiration and suggested that they
take the dollar pay she had received to the bank the next
day to start a savings account. When they got to the bank
the teller was equally impressed with the story and asked
the little girl how she had come by her very own pay check
at such a young age.

The little girl proudly replied, "I've been working with a
construction crew building a house."

"My goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be
working on the house again this week too?"

"I will if those useless cocksuckers at the lumber yard ever
bring us the ****in' drywall," replied the little girl.