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"News Flash New Hampshire"
It was reported today Jan 1st that some idiot was seen sliding down a outback country road in 3 feet of snow (possibly a White Out) into a plowed snow bank. They could not fine the car and expected to wait until spring possibly anticipating the local raccoon population to carry or eat the occupant of this small car; reported to have a large old fart wearing a red Santa Clause hat or possible a Mr Bill hat yelling something "because we can". People in this small town were not available for comment but off the record reports of he owes lots of Money and ice cream to people in the Phoenix /Mexico area. (Kinda of same these days). He was also reported to have a large bottle of Maple Syrup in one hand and a gun in the other yelling at everyone. Some people think he saw a alien but refused to comment other then he was a ex-military computer Intel from some outlaw gang called Cobras. The snow gets them every time!������