[wilf leek]

Dear All,

Somehow I rather suspected that you would be incapable of understanding the design integrity embodied in the Reliant (and yes Mr Buckley - that is a Regal, there is some hope for you after all).
This excellent machine, with its 52 cu in powerhouse, has, in it's various forms, pleased, nay, delighted thousands of discerning english gentlemen over the years.
A common sight on our roads, all other road users (in their four (huh!) wheeled contraptions, usually signal their delight in seeing such engineering excellence. The signal commonly employed goes one better than that which I believe is used frequently in your country, in that it requires the use of two, rather than one, fingers.

Oh how one can enjoy the historic sights of olde englande as you proceed smoothly past them at a more sensible speed, 40 mph being the deliberate top speed of this piece of heritage machinery.
How can you not desire, with all your hearts, such finesse?