[blykins]

Alright...I'll contribute to this one...


A guy was feeling rather "randy" (no offense Mr. Klein : ) ) and decided he'd go visit the local cathouse for some fun. Upon talking to the madame, he found out he was $50 short for a $100 session with one of the girls. So he struck a deal with the woman.

He told her, "Tell ya what. If I sleep with one of your girls, and tell you exactly how many guys she's been with today, then you have to let me have her for free. If I'm wrong, then I'll give you my $50 and come back in a couple days with the balance. Deal?"

The madame sat and scratched her head...of course thinking that no one would be able to tell anything like that. So she agreed and they shook on it.

She pointed to one of her girls standing behind her and the man took her upstairs. After about 30 minutes, the man came down and approached the madame.

"She's been with 7 guys today."

The madame was in complete shock as she checked her records for the day and found he was completely correct. She agreed to let the man go for free, but she wanted to know how he did it.

She asked him, "How can you tell that from sleeping with a girl? Is it the friction heat? Is it how sore she is? Is it how tired she is? Or was it just a guess?"

"Easy." said the man. "I just drank her douche-water and counted the lumps as it went down."

TADA!!!