Lawyer
to wealthy art collector tycoon) "I have some good news and I have some bad news”
Tycoon : "I’ve had an awful day, let's hear the good news first”.
Lawyer : “Your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures today that she figures are worth a minimum of $2 million”.
Tycoon
enthusiastically) “Well done, very good news indeed! You've just made my day; now what’s the bad news?”
Lawyer : “The pictures are of you shagging your secretary”.
