How many divorced men does it take to....
....screw in a light bulb?
Nobody knows, the never get to keep the house.
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Two lesbians named Rachel walk in to a wedding cake shop to plan for their upcoming nuptials.
After learning that the cake will be for their own wedding, the baker refuses service. Offended, the couple can't believe the guy is so opposed to gay marriage we won't even bake a cake.
The baker replies, "No no I'm fine with gay marriage-- I just can't support inter-Rachel marriage."
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