[Tommy]

Dear Australia,

With the exception of those few warm and comfortable people who live in the land of fruits, nut and earthquakes, I feel that I speak for the vast majority of Club Cobra members who live in the northern hemisphere when I offer this respectful plea. May we PLEASE have summer back? Are you through with it yet? We promise to give it back again next year, but we need it badly right now. So if you can spare a little summer, would you please tell it to head back north. Thank you for your kind consideration.