[CMansfield]

McStang,

Im bout ol as dirt, wen I was grown up bout a block from Kings Highway on Chapel Ave. dey wus nutin round but farmin. I woodn no da place ifn I wen now. Yall styl got dem cirkles, deyz grate fer prakticin kuntrolld skidds

I wuz gonna bring sum uv the chillen, (pic attched if dis sistem werks) wer gonna plantm jes round the kornr by oak tree ta wach yu boys get sidways, but figgerd yalld git stracted and probly kil da tree an yerselvs, so weel probly jes leave em hom ta mind da aminals. cyds, I ain't got room in da cobra fer mi shotgun case yall git outta hand.

Me n da missus ul problybe looken yall up, yall got all da fixins ya gonna need? jes tryn ta be hospitable.

I apologize in advance to any list member that might take offense at my bast******tion of the english language, no offence is intended to any age, sex, race, culture, or socioeconomic group.
Chas