[tomcat racing]

Originally Posted by letsboogie351

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. 'Tie me up,' she purred, 'and you can do anything you want.' So he tied her up and went golfing.


Two businessmen in Mackay were sitting down for a break in their
soon-to-be new shop...
As yet, the shop wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.
One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some pensioner is going to
walk by,
Put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling."
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious
old woman walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft voice asked, "what
are you selling here?"
One of the men replied sarcastically,
"We're selling arse-holes."
Without skipping a beat, the old dear said, must be doing well...
Only two left".

Plenty of arse-holes in Mackay, and that lady was probably my mother in law.