Is I readin' this here raht????? Club Cranky is gonna be crossing the Mason Dixon line in less than a month??????
I shore hope dem Rebels from Club Clampett knows dat dey izza comin!!!!!
I bess goes shine up old Bessie the peeg, I heards about this hea Yankee by the name of McFez who is right sweet on farm animules.
I bess go tell mah sister, Licoretia, to stay inside too! Don't be needin' no Carpet Baggers down here running on our race tracks, drinkin' out whiskey and steelin out wimmeses!!!!!!!