[Jim Colman]

My dear Mr. McMahon,

I would like to cordially extend a warm welcome to you and your fellow automotive enthusists to our region. I trust that you'll discover that our gentility is only surpassed by our mellifluousness taste for the, how should I say, finer things in life.

Of course, while you are a visitant here, I would expect that there would be no impecuniosity on your part. After all, a patrician such as yourself is expected to conduct his affairs with a certain aplomb.

If, however, you find that some, shall we say indiscretion, on your part does occur, I would expect that a genteel personage such as yourself would naturally "do the right thing" as some of our less educated brethen would say, and marry the b***h.

Yes, well... uh having said that, I'm sure that your stay with us will be quite fruitful and that your party will enjoy all that our province has to offer.

Cheers
Jim